Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
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Top comments
Duckie101 0
I dont think u thought this through
caseyface0801 0
1st off) Always always alwayssss have spare keys! 2nd) If your car got stolen with your house keys.. change your locks. 3rd) It's usually a good idea to have a trusted friend or family member keep a spare house/car key just in case!!! That sucks ass tho!
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Comments (129)
pittsports87 0
The catch is, the car thief is your auto-repairman!
lanifo 0
you're retarded. this isn't an FML, just go to the locksmith. YDI also for not keeping them in a secure place and not having spares.
softbonez 0
I don't think YDI. My dad owns two restaurants and so he has a lot of keys. The car repairman told him the same thing and so he has two sets of keys. Just because a guy stole his car doesn't mean he deserves it. My dad loses his keys all the time, and he definitely does not have a purse.
softbonez 0
There are a lot of stupid people on this site. What are you, 14? People have responsibilities, so they might just have a lot of keys. And they DO wear down the ignition. Before calling OP a dumbass, you better think things through.
tboudre 0
Is that in any way like putting all of your eggs in one basket?
luxornv 0
You should still keep both sets of keys on you.
marissajean42 0
Do you think maybe the auto repairman stole your car? Not to cast aspersions on anyone but it sounds like a clever plan if he did.
AlwaysRejected 0
I don't understand. How can you lock your house keys in your car, but still be able to lock/unlock your house? Unless you're a hobo, in which case it doesn't matter.
Superkenkun 0
The OP locked the house, then walked over to her car and locked the keys in her car =D I hope I made things clear.
nonconscious 0
Keep your keys on you, you twit.
Britton 4
So you snuck over to your neighbor's house so you could post it on a website instead of doing something about it?