Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
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Top comments
Duckie101 0
I dont think u thought this through
caseyface0801 0
1st off) Always always alwayssss have spare keys! 2nd) If your car got stolen with your house keys.. change your locks. 3rd) It's usually a good idea to have a trusted friend or family member keep a spare house/car key just in case!!! That sucks ass tho!
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Comments (129)
iloveloosy12 0
hahahaha it was probly the auto repairman who made a copy of your key ;)
Jakojan 4
i agree with 114. how do you have so many keys if all it is is your house and car keys? maybe if youre married you have your husbands car key but thats still only 3...
MyKillz 0
Fyl man... U screwed up bad!
hassenpfeffermmm 0
lol it's like you're more upset about losing the key than your car.
JEMIlI 0
how can car have been stolen when u have the keys
b_rad_fml 4
You're a bigger idiot than the OP if you seriously think cars are only stolen if the thief can get access to the keys.
Quidam_fml 0
Seeing as OP is a chick, I don't get why she didn't just put her keys in her purse!!
Pyrodron 0
1) Should of had less keys. 2) Should of had a spare. 3) You couldn't put them in your purse why?
FweakofCydonia 40
The OP has a very suitable username in regards to this fml post.
JRokka850 6
Rofl that blows
Comoke1024 19
How is it that you have so many keys that you're damaging your ignition, but no spares?