Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, I signed into the Netflix account that I pay for, only to see that my ex had added a new profile for his new girlfriend. We’ve only been separated for two weeks. FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter handed me the picture she wants TV reports to use if ever she happens to get kidnapped. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom, so I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then started yelling at me on Facebook, so I logged out of Facebook. She then started yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
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TC_fml 0
Restraining order anyone? Going once... going twice... I hope the f***er isn't the violent kind, that's mega creepy.
taraaa_fml 4
i interpret this as it just being a crazy ex girlfriend trying to find him, knowing that she could if she pretending to be his daughter who he's been looking for lol
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Comments (39)
wordbigbird 0
Why did a divorce stop you from knowing where your kid is
mollym241 9
If the mom won custody then she doesn't have to let OP see the kid if she doesn't want to.
cul8erqtpie20 0
YDI! Take responsibility of your daughter! You have rights don't pretend like she was impossible to see.
kay71095 9
Not everyone has rights to see their child. If the ex wife was this crazy to stalk him, she sounds like someone that wouldn't let him have say in anything.
sulitak 27
so how was him trying to find the daughter for years not taking responsibility?
SasaCeceGogo 18
Right on!
ForeverFat 12
Stalker?!
luv2speedzz 6
Bait her in and sue her !
GeorgiaBea 28
And they what? Moved to Asia? You didn't know where your kid was? That is awesome parenting right there.
lilithfury 23
So.... You had no idea where yer daughter was? Why is that? Given the fact that yer ex was also apparently trying to find you, it sounds like you did some disappearing of your own.
kenyrabit 25
Is your ex your daughters mother? Because, if so, YDI. She shouldn't need to track you down.. Even when the break up's nasty, you should be around to be a real Dad.
TomeDr 25
Why was she trying to track you down? Could it be because you haven’t paid child support? Yeah, there’s too much missing info here for me to pass judgement.