Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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P_to_the_AM 9
YDI for being humorless! Your boyfriend is funny.
oiendoio 1
oh my 28 he is ancient
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Comments (113)
cbdee 8
Maybe she needed some pre op help /:
Arivien 3
YDI because laser noises are amazing. In fact,I think I'd do the same thing.
justalilcrazy 3
what do you want? a serious man that wont laugh at anything. grow some humour and enjoy that he isnt an ass.
IntoTheClouds 42
Got humor?
bigbubbamike 0
the force is strong in him!
Kenneth08 0
how is this a fml thats funny you should laugh kudos to the laser guy
invivoful 10
Maybe he should use a foam finger when he does that...
Btreasure 8
What was he supposed to say: Aw babe noo I love braiding that birds nest under your armpit. I think not.
smirnoff1695 0
Hahahahaha I love this. I wish my boyfriend would be like that. This is great
jack_tells_truth 0
You're dating him, you deserve it. Try to find a more mature guy next time