Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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Top comments
P_to_the_AM 9
YDI for being humorless! Your boyfriend is funny.
oiendoio 1
oh my 28 he is ancient
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Comments (113)
Lexxya 7
Smile a bit more! It was only a joke.
ericwashere 0
I make those nosies and pretend to shot a door closed when someone closes it
dudeitsdanny 10
How dare a grown man make a non-offensive joke to his girlfriend? HOW DARE HE? You seem stuck-up, OP. or like something's stuck up your ass. Learn to laugh.
cinderellax1210 0
My boyfriend is exactly like that. Boys will be boys.
mbot20 0
Funny
castrosabeast 7
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WCARlover 35
Who cares he was just trying to be funny. Lighten up
batman_516 9
Ahaha your boyfriend is awesome!
pixiebubz 26
He totally is!
lily39_fml 0
I would live to have a boyfriend like that! But mine just breaks up with me because I asked him to take a chill pill...
Magic1 9
Calm down! Why so serious
kuytsgoldenlocks 1
Either he's really immature for his age or is just having a joke so just relax and smile back at his attempt at humor.