Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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Top comments
P_to_the_AM 9
YDI for being humorless! Your boyfriend is funny.
oiendoio 1
oh my 28 he is ancient
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Comments (113)
randomman423 0
Spencer: pewww....
darkmis1 18
If you can afford laser hair removal, you're lucky.
jmayinc 3
I don't understand why this is an FML. In OP laughed, and thinks her boyfriend is awesome...what so FML about it? Seriously F your boyfriends lide for having you for a girlfriend...and by the way, laser noises are epic. Get with it tightass.
CuddleMePanda 0
It's okay, when I forget to shave my bf does the chewbacca noise. Still love him! xx
Havin 19
Guys are funny
Iloveepicfails 0
Whats ur point. Hes only 28 thats like 12 in boy years. Get a sense of humor
LissaMccracken 23
Oh come on, he was probably just trying to make you laugh... I think its kinda funny...
Steffi 26
At-least he knows that women grow armpit hair.
m4green 3
You kind of set it up for him
caleb_9756 14
Once again, an example that there should be a "so what" button