Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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P_to_the_AM 9
YDI for being humorless! Your boyfriend is funny.
oiendoio 1
oh my 28 he is ancient
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Comments (113)
blacksswan 10
I wonder how the poor guy puts up with you.
kindlystfupls 0
Why are all the girls that write these fmls so uptight? My fiancee does stuff like that all the time and I would never get mad about it! It's the things like that, that make me love him more! :) Geez girls, loosen up a bit!
cbdee 8
I feel ya 54...just let loose & laugh, u'll live longer!
drawmesunshine 17
Because they want to be on FML. OP replied to another comment saying she laughed, and another one saying her boyfriend is awesome. She's just in it for the attention.
mistersheezy 7
The force is not strong with him.
yummcookie 0
Oh my god your boyfriend doesn't take life too seriously, boo hoo
sullifreshh 0
well aren't you a cranky one
dirtyfivethirty 0
He sounds awesome. I bet the sex is hilarious.
ms_awesome17 0
Coolest respond ever!!!
MadManWithABox 14
(IMHO) That's...kinda "cute", OP. :P Hehe.
brendazelada 10
28 with a 5 yro mind haha
LissaMccracken 23
No... 28 year old, with a sense of humor.
kemando 22
Without immaturity everything's boring...