Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML
Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my cat decided to dart between my legs, causing me to trip and fall down the stairs in a pinwheel of vomit. FML
Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML
Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML
Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
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Chunchunchun 3
Why is everyone questioning the weight of toilet lids? Do you all have plastic ones or something? Mine is ceramic, and heavy, it would NOT be pleasant to be hit by.
f_alltheirlives 3
Now thats a cheap anesthetic :)
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Comments (67)
TheKitsune 0
You're a fragile little beast, aren't you? Sorry about the ulcers, I've got 'em and I know they suck.
ElMundio87 0
Do you have a stone toilet lid?
ladiesman14 0
sorry your having such a shitty day.
sampleinajar 0
Shitdamn. How heavy is your toilet lid?
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Ulcers suck, I totally feel for you, OP. I have ulcerative colitis -.- But, how heavy is your toilet lid? That's pretty insane that it would hit you hard enough to give you a concussion.
theatregrl2 0
I too have UC (so bad they had to remove my colon) and that's the main reason I clicked "FYL" on this one.
MNSam86 0
i agree with everyone here, you gotta have a head made of glass or something for a toilet lid to give you a concussion.
myfriend_youfail 3
FYL for having bleeding ulcers. I know how that goes.
jane99 0
Do you have a cast iron toilet lid?
Chunchunchun 3
Why is everyone questioning the weight of toilet lids? Do you all have plastic ones or something? Mine is ceramic, and heavy, it would NOT be pleasant to be hit by.
sjp092 0
BS. How does a toilet seat give you a concussion?
rosy_fml 0
Refer to 22.