Today, I took my daughter to the lake. She told me she had to go to the bathroom and I whispered to her, "Just pee in the lake, it's fine, but go in a little deeper." She went in the lake and then turned to me to yell, "MOM, IS THIS DEEP ENOUGH FOR ME TO PEE?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to pee in the ocean. He took off his pants and peed from the beach to the water. FML
Today, we were slowly introducing my daughter to the pool to help her get over her terrible fear of water. My father-in-law scoffed, called us pussies, and tossed my daughter straight into the water. When I threw him out, he insisted he was just trying to teach her to swim "the right way." FML
Today, my mother came up to me at swim meet and shouted to me in the bleachers "If you have to go potty, go now because there is a long line!". I'm seventeen. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML
Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "But I just peed in that water." FML
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twenty2182 0
...and everyone swam away
bambi77 0
by an anonymous man?
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Comments (140)
clarj305 0
dope ass kid.....btw does it really matter whether its a woman or a man? i dont think so....
hilaryy_fml 0
there saying that because it says that the kid yelled out MOM and then the OP says anonymous (man)
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
That's awkward... You could have told her to go in the bushes. xD Then she could go in the lake after... Embarrassing? Yes, but YDI for telling her to do that. :(
redbluegreen 41
At least she only had to pee...
cosmolatte 3
I call this fake..unless your daughter has something wrong with her and likes calling you, a man, "mom"
jujujuice 0
perhaps the woman used her husband's account?
Pyrbaby 0
Have you never heard someone mix up names before? My boyfriend's daughter often mixes up names. She sometimes calls him by one of her uncles names, or even sometimes say "mom" before she catches herself. Pretty much everyone has done it at some point or another, it doesn't mean there is something "wrong" with the child, dumbass.
cattoe7 0
maybe he/she has both parts & is mom & dad
jadeddream 0
What? This is not an FML. If it was a pool, that'd be one thing. But peeing in a lake is not that bad.
XxMusicalLoverXx 0
Dude they could have a fake gender, shut up and use your brains. -.-
Brooklynxman 0
I.......what? I pray to GOD that is sarcasm
divineinstrument 2
So do i #64
scorpiogirl666 0
Sick, dude!!
XxMusicalLoverXx 0
But, yeah, YDI for telling her to pee in the lake.
Razor011 12
...why?
bethechange_fml 0
People pee in a lake all the time. Have you ever thot what those people who just lay out infront of the ocean all day do when they need to pee?