Today, I took my daughter to the lake. She told me she had to go to the bathroom and I whispered to her, "Just pee in the lake, it's fine, but go in a little deeper." She went in the lake and then turned to me to yell, "MOM, IS THIS DEEP ENOUGH FOR ME TO PEE?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to pee in the ocean. He took off his pants and peed from the beach to the water. FML
Today, we were slowly introducing my daughter to the pool to help her get over her terrible fear of water. My father-in-law scoffed, called us pussies, and tossed my daughter straight into the water. When I threw him out, he insisted he was just trying to teach her to swim "the right way." FML
Today, my mother came up to me at swim meet and shouted to me in the bleachers "If you have to go potty, go now because there is a long line!". I'm seventeen. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML
Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "But I just peed in that water." FML
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twenty2182 0
...and everyone swam away
bambi77 0
by an anonymous man?
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Comments (140)
missgreenrawr 0
It's not that hard to get.. The dad told her to go pee in the lake, but the kid asked the mom once she was in the lake to see if it was okay to pee. Kids do that all the time, to feel the need to ask both parents at different times to get different answers.
anshuman 0
sale itna mar marunga ki jhutha FML likhna bhul jayega
khatuba 0
omg hahahahaha kya baat ki hai tumne, mazaa aa gaya
jaaxx_fml 0
people break there septic tanks and let it run into the lake so peeing in it isn't that bad
fallenarchangel 0
This so reminded me of Calvin And Hobbes
sarcasticbitch 7
u retard other people go into that water and they dont want to swim in ur kids pee YDI
DrMorbid 0
Haha, what the hell did you expect? You sooooooooo deserve it! I hope you're giving your daughter same ideas when you're in the pool.
justanotherhuman 21
YDI. Hilarious. Kids. Beautiful.
cramazing 0
when u pee in a lake bugs go up ur...whatevver u pee out of BAD ADVICE lol
tarpack1984 0
maybe the fml isn't the fact that the kid shouted about peeing in the lake but that she called her dad "mom"...
Cromwellsandwich 0
I believe a facepalm is in order.