Today, I took my daughter to the lake. She told me she had to go to the bathroom and I whispered to her, "Just pee in the lake, it's fine, but go in a little deeper." She went in the lake and then turned to me to yell, "MOM, IS THIS DEEP ENOUGH FOR ME TO PEE?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to pee in the ocean. He took off his pants and peed from the beach to the water. FML
Today, we were slowly introducing my daughter to the pool to help her get over her terrible fear of water. My father-in-law scoffed, called us pussies, and tossed my daughter straight into the water. When I threw him out, he insisted he was just trying to teach her to swim "the right way." FML
Today, my mother came up to me at swim meet and shouted to me in the bleachers "If you have to go potty, go now because there is a long line!". I'm seventeen. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML
Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "But I just peed in that water." FML
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twenty2182 0
...and everyone swam away
bambi77 0
by an anonymous man?
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Comments (140)
cocky 0
a kids piss isn't half as dirty as half the shit in a lake, big deal.
dacman48 0
if the kids under 5, than it might be acceptable. however, if you got a 15yo out in the middle of a lake yelling man-mom, can i take a piss here?, than yeah, that sucks. still ur fault though
khatuba 0
OMG hahahahahaha lol lmao that was hilarious. "man-mom." hahahaha i fell off my bed laughing.
GongButterfly 0
Honestly la, I don't really get this, unless there was people around, and then they found out you told your kid to piss in the lake instead of finding a toilet bowl?
leMeepO_o 0
eh, peeing in the lake isn't a big deal. telling your kid who tends to shout things to the man she calls her mom, might not be a great idea...
BreezyPear 0
Uuum most of the time there are port-o-potties nearby, or at least bushes. But seriously dude, kids accidently swallow lake water all the time too. GROSS!
blue_mandie4 0
Everyone pees in the lake, no biggie. I was told to pee in the lake when I was younger, we tell my nephew and niece to pee in the lake now. Heck, last weekend, my sis-in-law before she got out of the lake with everyone else waited till everyone was away from her to pee.
_neutrality 0
This isn't an FML at all. I pee in the lake all the time while I'm out boating, as does everyone else I know. There aren't any floating toilets out there. -.-
0___0 9
I've actually seen a little floating dock with a porta-potty on it in the middle of the lake before. xD & The OP probably didn't chose a gender so it just automatically put "man"
petergriffin666 0
YDI for telling your child to pee in the lake. And thanks @twenty2182 for not saying "first!!" like a douche
SnowOven 0
BreezyPear, they will also swallow algae, fish poop and other peoples pee.
hk_fml 9
How do you know it was fake? Stop being a troll douche. Please discourage your children from pissing in the lake =|