Today, I took my daughter to the lake. She told me she had to go to the bathroom and I whispered to her, "Just pee in the lake, it's fine, but go in a little deeper." She went in the lake and then turned to me to yell, "MOM, IS THIS DEEP ENOUGH FOR ME TO PEE?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to pee in the ocean. He took off his pants and peed from the beach to the water. FML
Today, we were slowly introducing my daughter to the pool to help her get over her terrible fear of water. My father-in-law scoffed, called us pussies, and tossed my daughter straight into the water. When I threw him out, he insisted he was just trying to teach her to swim "the right way." FML
Today, my mother came up to me at swim meet and shouted to me in the bleachers "If you have to go potty, go now because there is a long line!". I'm seventeen. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML
Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "But I just peed in that water." FML
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twenty2182 0
...and everyone swam away
bambi77 0
by an anonymous man?
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Comments (140)
Katrina_Belnard 0
Why so hung up on the male female issue? Anyway I can so sympathize my daughter would have done the same thing they just don't get the idea of tact or subtly or modesty,and definatly not embarrassment on your part.
perfectgrl6971 0
haha.. my sister did the same thing a couple of days ago at the lake..haha.. but my brother didn't do it..and she dent say to go far out cuz he's only 3. but that's funny.
shat_on 0
Why is this so confusing? Its a man telling his daughter to pee in the lake cause he was too lazy to take her to the bathroom himself. YDI. And the reason why its FML is cause his wife caught him doing something stupid cause she called out to ask "Is this deep enough to pee?". And seeing as how most of the people here think thats gross I'm sure his wife did too.
Iellwen 12
Dude, by trying to sound like a smartass you just make things more complicated than they are.
reetah 0
pretty much 90% of these comments are fail material. peeing in a lake isn't a big deal. and it is entirely too easy to accidentally click "man" instead of "woman" when posting the FML. why are people making a big deal out of those two things?
Sucks2beYouxD 0
This is called parenting fail
blackbyrd 0
Have you ever heard of a tiny little concept called 'adoption'? It could be that you are just being purposefully obtuse... Try researching before replying next time, it can yield amazing results.
blackbyrd 0
Is saying I shouldn't dignify that with a response one in itself?
09993k 0
Wow, Thanks for thinking about the wildlife, peeing in the water is definetly good for the fishies...
ishirticapslock 0
You people are acting as if the daughter peed five gallons. Just a little won't kill off all the wildlife in the lake. I think that's hilarious, not YDI.... :)
Sadie30 0
This belong on My Life Is Average