Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
Today, I spilled my heart out to a guy by showing him one of my poetry journals. He read through it and said, "Wow, I feel sorry for the guy you wrote about." The poems were all about how I loved him. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my boyfriend came across an old poem I wrote. I like to write horror stuff, but he was disturbed, called it “silly” and “sad”, and said he didn’t want to have a girlfriend who thinks about stuff like that. I'm now discouraged from becoming a writer. FML
Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML
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CDS09 0
Why the hell would you even try to give a girl a second poem afte you already messed up like that? FAIL on his part, FYL.
aback 5
So start to blow him, then stop midway saying, "Shit--wrong dick".
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Comments (246)
jemsmej 0
original poster here. thanks for commenting. sorry to annoy you by saying "he then proceded" ....i thought it sounded good. at any rate, he is now dumped, but its not like its a big deal, cuz he has another girl anyway. She'll be notified. no worries. lovers you all, Jemma
not_a_valentine 0
If you're the original poster, why use a different name? FAKE
spoo 24
1 visit with 1 comment... meh..
lollipops321 0
this isnt the original poster. if it was, there would be the little badge thing in the right hand corner
ohwalden 0
i hope he isn't your boyfriend anymore ..
Azura94 0
Cl41RE, do u have no life or something?do u really have to go around saying the same thing every time? Oh, and to the OP, that really does suk i say u find another guy who doesnt have the memoery of a goldfish and can remember ur name
lollipops321 0
holy shit, mother *******! spam up my inbox, why don't you.
LanceCharisma 0
Oh my god what douche bothers to get the second poem after screwing up like that?
roughheart 0
what a dick, i seriously hate guys who cheat i'm a pretty loyal girl myself & fukin hate if my boyfriend cheated on me. sorry to hear bout his mix up.
bigbinga47 0
you should write him a poem about how you're going to set him on fire. then do it.
xspendyx 0
omggg hes an animal.. get rid of him!!
jessiebbex 0
Dump him!
nastenka_fml 0
sooo smart
franceypants 0
was his 'bag' a man-purse?