Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
Today, I spilled my heart out to a guy by showing him one of my poetry journals. He read through it and said, "Wow, I feel sorry for the guy you wrote about." The poems were all about how I loved him. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my boyfriend came across an old poem I wrote. I like to write horror stuff, but he was disturbed, called it “silly” and “sad”, and said he didn’t want to have a girlfriend who thinks about stuff like that. I'm now discouraged from becoming a writer. FML
Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML
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CDS09 0
Why the hell would you even try to give a girl a second poem afte you already messed up like that? FAIL on his part, FYL.
aback 5
So start to blow him, then stop midway saying, "Shit--wrong dick".
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Comments (246)
TrAnMu 0
the gall.
noshitsherlock 0
ugh, too many fmls about loser "boyfriends" - I thought FML has a point to show some variety. These get so boring. anyway, you deserve it for being with someone like this. I'm sure there were ALREADY signs he's an idiot/loser
Maddoctor 10
lol you sound like my boyfriend. He's always mocking FML, saying all people ever post on here is how much of an asshole/bitch their bf/gf is.
CL41RE 0
Ikr they are all about boyfriends girlfrends, sex. See this was my other comment: Anyone else notice, in the submit your fml it says they try to get fresh stories, with tons of topics, but all the fmls posted these days are: Today, my boyfriend, or Today, my girlfriend, or today, I was having sex with...? Something along those lines.
lyra_fml 0
YDI for putting the comma after the quotation marks
Nonamerequired 0
LOL it's not like he knew that beforehand though :P
djzkibipony 0
lol. that's one fml that actually made me laugh. sucks for you op
ohnoyouDINT 0
YDI for having the wrong name.
littlejacks4 0
STOP USING THE WORD PROCEEDED. ITS SO UNNECESSARY.
CL41RE 0
Stop using caps. It's unnecessary. So is your comment.
panda87 0
YDI cause you decided to date the douche bag who cheats and has more then one girlfriend
Smiley011 0
how could she have known that in the beginning?
givememeat 0
was he planning on seeing the other girl after... and it couldnt be that he reused the poem because he made another for her. It sucks because boys are always so cute right before they screw up.
ohnoyouDINT 0
And girls are always so cute until they open their filthy **** holsters.
givememeat 0
why so mean? The bf is a dick, even if it was a jk it would have ruined the poem which is suppose to be romantic
oogyboogy 6
you deserve it for using the word proceeded
plexico 4
Personalized limericks are not love poems! For example, There once was a girl named Alice Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus. They found her ****** In North Carolina And bits of her **** west of Dallas. Is NOT a love poem! Get literate, people!
CL41RE 0
Haha did you write that?
plexico 4
Thank you, but I did not create that limerick, I remembered it.
CL41RE 0
Aw ok lol
plexico 4
CL41RE, I can hear the disappointment in your voice, so I will try an original dirty limerick with the OP's name. There once was a woman named Jemma Who put me in quite a dilemma Should I shoot off my cum In her **** or her bum Or cover her face with my crema? How's that? I wonder if the OP is going to fall in love with me ;)
CL41RE 0
lol
CyclonePsycho 1
You never cease to amaze me, Plexico. '_'
mobius8 0
I just pulled my head out of my own ass for long enough to read a couple of comments not directed at me by love-struck teens, and that, I must say Plexico, was quite brilliant.