Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
Today, I spilled my heart out to a guy by showing him one of my poetry journals. He read through it and said, "Wow, I feel sorry for the guy you wrote about." The poems were all about how I loved him. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my boyfriend came across an old poem I wrote. I like to write horror stuff, but he was disturbed, called it “silly” and “sad”, and said he didn’t want to have a girlfriend who thinks about stuff like that. I'm now discouraged from becoming a writer. FML
Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML
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CDS09 0
Why the hell would you even try to give a girl a second poem afte you already messed up like that? FAIL on his part, FYL.
aback 5
So start to blow him, then stop midway saying, "Shit--wrong dick".
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Comments (246)
manlyman22 1
u no i would never do that. that is really wrong only problem is i have no girlfriend to write for
I_ate_google 0
Yo, join the club. (cept reversed, cuz I'm a girl) but good for u :)
ohnoyouDINT 0
YDI for not recognizing his genius.
briggsterx24 0
wow that's tough. i know i would have been pretty pissed if that was me
TheOtherNewest1 6
#61...I love you.
esklstar 0
who actually says that outloud??
blabbermouth26 0
lol at the name ohnoyoudidit or whatever but hey men and women both suck, we cheat and women use men a lot. It depends on the person in terns if character.
FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
thats great #61
Smiley011 0
dump him. he doesnt deserve u.
darkmis1 18
damn the sux. you need to dump him. if hes even dumb enough to basically say it out load, u dont need to be with him
fantasy_ 0
i'd dump him if i were u..