Today, I was at dance rehearsal. As a male dancer I like to keep the fact that I dance a secret because of the stupid stereotypes male dancers have. This plan was quickly shot down when I discovered I was performing at my school. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, my boss caught me singing and dancing in the office when I thought no one was around. Trying to save face, I told him I was just practicing for a team-building event. He smiled and said, "Great, you can lead the next one." Now I have to choreograph a team-building dance. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML
Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Today, while dancing at my studio, our instructor was giving us all characters opposite of ourselves to portray in an improv solo. My friends got cool things like "creepy" and "vulnerable". I got "extremely sexy". FML
Today, I joined a dance class to impress my girlfriend. Halfway through, I realized I had two left feet. The instructor asked me to demonstrate a simple move, and instead I tripped on the mat, fell into another dancer, and took her down with me. I’ve been banned from all future classes. FML
Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML
Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML
Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML
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Top comments
Anitlifegrand 8
**** it man. Everybody likes to dance. Ha
NotGabe 28
Forget what others think and do what you love. Dance your heart out!
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Comments (107)
Jharrist89 12
Some women find that shit sexy. It may be your key to getting a lot of.... Hope it all works out for ya Op!
onorexveritas 24
oh f the haters dude.... haha
worldclassrager 41
Who doesn't dance? Break a leg man! Show em men can dance!
jeepers_1 21
I just think gender stereotypes are silly, just because a woman is into things like mechanics or sports or a man is into things like cooking or dance, doesn't mean they are homosexual, and even if they are so what?
SMurphy501 6
I am so sorry...my dear unlucky friend
Mike2293 5
Could still be awesome man. Unless it's male ballet. Then switch schools!!!
baref00tmama 15
If you're a male dancer, you're probably well-coordinated (not to mention flexible!) with a good body, right? Women tend to like those traits. (I'm assuming you're straight). And if it is ballet, for those making fun of you I have two words-Mikhail Baryshnikov.
jordzy 8
I find male dancers ridiculously romantic
elmateo_fml 9
BE REAL -Bruce Lee
fantasyworld 39
Gender stereotypes are stupid. It seems like the U.S. is the only country where being a male dancer is looked down upon.