Today, I was at dance rehearsal. As a male dancer I like to keep the fact that I dance a secret because of the stupid stereotypes male dancers have. This plan was quickly shot down when I discovered I was performing at my school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, my boss caught me singing and dancing in the office when I thought no one was around. Trying to save face, I told him I was just practicing for a team-building event. He smiled and said, "Great, you can lead the next one." Now I have to choreograph a team-building dance. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML
Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Today, while dancing at my studio, our instructor was giving us all characters opposite of ourselves to portray in an improv solo. My friends got cool things like "creepy" and "vulnerable". I got "extremely sexy". FML
Today, I joined a dance class to impress my girlfriend. Halfway through, I realized I had two left feet. The instructor asked me to demonstrate a simple move, and instead I tripped on the mat, fell into another dancer, and took her down with me. I’ve been banned from all future classes. FML
Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML
Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML
Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML
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Top comments
Anitlifegrand 8
**** it man. Everybody likes to dance. Ha
NotGabe 28
Forget what others think and do what you love. Dance your heart out!
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Comments (107)
JF72 6
I was a (female) ballet dancer, and best friends with a straight male dancer. What I tell people is that not only are a LOT of make dancers straight, but they get to stare at beautiful, skinny women all day long wearing skintight leotards, and then put their hands all over them on top of that. :P Plus, because there are a lot of gay male dancers, there's less competition to get the ladies! It's like being a male cheerleader, but better.
aliciaanomalyyxo 12
Just embrace it, there was a male dancer in my graduating class and he totally owned it and didnt get any crap from people he was actually quite popular, don't be ashamed of what you like just be like yeah I dance, what of it? If you refuse to be embarrassed people will have no reason to make fun of you. Good luck :)
Jea2096 11
Boys who can actually dance>> super cute
calucalay 13
We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because if thay dont, and they dont dance, theyre no friend of mine...
calucalay 13
ah darn I didnt get to see someones already done it :P
DDCA 24
If you're embarrassed by what other people think, you deserve it. Dancing makes you happy. Be proud. If you're heterosexual and a dancer, deal with the "stereotypes" if it makes you happy. If you're homosexual and a dancer, work it!
thewife5 19
I like male dancers... And that's all that matters! Lol. Break a leg
sgtcxelite 11
I go to a vocational/trade high school that offers classes in Information Tech, Digital Communications, Cosmetology, Dancing, Drama, Auto, Construction, etc. There's so many boys who go here for cooking, baking, dancing, drama, and even cosmetology, and they aren't really made fun of. I know not every school is as accepting as mine, but not everyone's gonna judge you. Don't worry so much.
lostprophet 10
Please keep dancing!!!!
aj9090 9
**** what people think. Bro, live your life for you or you will never be happy. Good luck with the performance :)