Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
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Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
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Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML
Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML
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Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, some dumbass broke one of my car's windows to steal the pack of disinfecting wipes I just bought a few hours ago. FML
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Top comments
greenie213 23
They must have had something really painful in their teeth.
perdix 31
They probably thought it was your weed in the plastic bag. And if they had beef jerky stuck between their teeth, they may have been desperate enough to break into your car to get a toothpick. Lesson for today, kids: Don't eat beef jerky unless you have easy access to floss and a Water-pik!
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Comments (52)
Bakarra 22
I guess I won't even have to ask if it's insured or not...
ShyAnn29 15
Toothpick insurance? Let's hope OP has that!
mario2012 18
Someone stole your dime bag? Damn, someone must have been desperate for some weed.
RtardSupport 2
They really must have been bored, that or they were just practicing..
lucianaamelia 21
Hopefully the police PICK their scrawny butts up and put them in jail. HEHEHEH
yesyesnonono 10
Sounds like you got a cat problem.
hannaaaahr 33
????
AllThingsBright_ 11
We've all been there. When you have that annoying piece of popcorn stuck in your teeth and NOTHING will get it out but a nicely sharpened toothpick. Desperate times call for desperate measures!
DanniNell 13
Recently a guy broke into may dad's new car and all he took was a small bag of Lays BBQ chips.
FlyingPie 17
A similar thing happened to me once. One of my cars was broken into and the face of the stereo was stolen. The stereo face wasn't even detachable. So I had to buy a new piece of glass and a new stereo for the car.
marshyq 8
they wanted their shit back that you stole!
Uhscanherdarklee 10
Someone from the resteraunt did it. You were only supposed to take ONE toothpick!