Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML
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Darksect0r13 0
So... did you buy them?
DmF288 14
Pretty embarrassing. But most importantly, did you get that pair of awesome dinosaur underwear?
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Comments (168)
aardvarkish 17
not if it's VS
D3kl3 0
YDI for shopping for underwear with your mother. YDI for shopping with your mother period. YDI for having a mother that would do that.
I_am_stupid_also 6
YDI for asking your mom to look for Barney underwear for you.
him51772 0
Thats what you get when you let your mother pick out your shit for you
containsnosoy 0
What else would they do? Give you an awkward look and walk away? I think this is one of those things that is only a big deal if you make it into a big deal. It's not as if you're the only person who's ever been embarrassed by their parents before.
him51772 0
hes too much of a loser to be a pterodactyl, whats the loser dinosaur that flies??
strawberrysweetk 0
hha:))
aeslehc_ 0
Today, my mother said something mildly embarrassing in public. FML
newsgit 0
and you were with your mother during this...why?
allmidnighteyes 11
**** yeah, dinosaur underwear you should've told them you have a Brachiosaurus in your pants, or something like that