Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was teaching a class, but the kids were all talking and chattering. After three soapbox-style speeches about how, "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went, "Meow." FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML
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TheMaster15 10
Bitches always be crazy.
WaSiSimiLang 8
Well what did your teacher say about you? I hope it was not an it's-our-little-secret-for-now-she's-dead-soon-anyway-tee-hee-hee type of conversation o.0
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Comments (73)
cash_monkey72 9
Did she escape from the nut house?
Ballin8864 4
One of my teachers has a lazy eye.. 0.o
22jrdn55 15
good for you. bad for your teacher. op, get her cat a stuffed mouse, you know, as a gesture of friendship.
Ballin8864 4
Who puts a once alive, stuffed cat on their desk for everyone to see anyways?
ppeanutbutter 1
i think she meant a plush cat.
xgetxbentx 13
I don't think they meant that kind of stuffed, but that's be even creepier.
cdogLuvs2golf 0
Your teacher is crazy. Forever alone for her
Glidefedt 6
Mrs Garrison? Version 2.0
JumbledGirl 2
Yes... Mr garrison...
Jewnut 0
Hahaha! You should start taking to the cat too, I bet she will get jealous
SlightlyUnstable 6
Can you blame her for going crazy while working as a teacher? Kids these days...
THE_A_TEEN 28
So it's the kid's fault that the teacher started bringing a stuffed cat to school and talks to it?
SlightlyUnstable 6
Not what I said.
perdix 31
The cat probably listens better than you do.
ascharb 0
So what you are saying is your teacher is normal? haha