Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was teaching a class, but the kids were all talking and chattering. After three soapbox-style speeches about how, "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went, "Meow." FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML
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TheMaster15 10
Bitches always be crazy.
WaSiSimiLang 8
Well what did your teacher say about you? I hope it was not an it's-our-little-secret-for-now-she's-dead-soon-anyway-tee-hee-hee type of conversation o.0
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Comments (73)
devildante21 4
I see nothing wrong with it! My 8th grade teacher used to talk to a clock! Better a stuffed cat than a clock!
mutinykitty 18
lol wut
zebralover23 14
Hahahahaha where you being mean to the cat?
ShadowsEcho 1
What's with teachers and cats named Rufus? Seriously? I had a teacher just like yours. Married but crazy....... FYL for ending up with a nutzo teacher.
Track1991 0
Does she watch South Park. The teacher on there uses a puppet.
chengy4191 7
More like **** ur teachers life
xgetxbentx 13
It's okay, at my middle school we had one teacher who believed in fairies, one who was obsessed with watermelons, and another who was deathly afraid of Cheerios and left turns.
AliCat18 12
that's is way creepy! good luck for the rest of the year!
somewhatlucky 1
what a Pussy >.
YagerMiester95 8
Your teacher keeps a stuffed cat on her desk? Isn't there some kind of policy against that.