Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was teaching a class, but the kids were all talking and chattering. After three soapbox-style speeches about how, "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went, "Meow." FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML
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TheMaster15 10
Bitches always be crazy.
WaSiSimiLang 8
Well what did your teacher say about you? I hope it was not an it's-our-little-secret-for-now-she's-dead-soon-anyway-tee-hee-hee type of conversation o.0
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Comments (73)
Roodabear1 1
my name is rufus... FML
capnbzarr 43
If this is the worst thing that happens to you today, then you really have nothing to complain about.
linkinpark98 24
O_o.....
Mkbitch 2
Steal Rufus from her desk, gut him, and put it back on her desk. The look on your teacher's face will make you feel better.
capnbzarr 43
If it's taxidermy (stuffed) that means it's already been gutted, presumably by a professional.
ThecomingofTan 9
She could have been doing that to mess with you. I sometimes talk to the mannequins in the Old Navy, but that is just because they won't put out.
bubo_fml 11
"Don't be passive-aggressive, Ms. Teacher! If ya got something to say to me, say it to my face & leave the pussy out of it!" *student swats the stuffed animal off the desk*
bubo_fml 11
Show up the next day with a stuffed dog named "Doofus" & start talking to it about your teacher...2 can play at this game!
sxdryv 14
Mr. Garrison?
Aliluv141 3
Oh my gosh I had a teacher like that. She was creepy to scary part was she made me talk to her stuffed yorkie terrier when I was havin a bad day. Ug chills!
mrs_cundiff 9
and this is a bad thing....?
The_SkyCantLimit 5
She has to be crazy, I mean only a psychotic person would name any other animal than a naked mole rat, Rufus. Ron Stoppable isn't pleased.
RamenForTheWin 10
Dude. You rock. I request the highest of Internet-fives!