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Lonely boy

Today, it's my birthday, and the only person that called me was my boss. He wants me to cover his shift tonight. FML

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lovestrong 0

Awh that sucks, Happy Birthday tho :)

If nobody cares about you, you might as well work and make some money. With what you urned, um, I mean, earned, you can buy a person to care about you for a while. The rates vary based on the attractiveness of this employee and how you want them to show how they care for you.

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Happy birthday! Do something nice for yourself. I got myself another tattoo for my birthday a few weeks ago. Go meet new people, if none of your current friends remembered your birthday, you need new ones.

sallen0046 4

Your birthday is important exactly one time in your life - the day you were actually born. If you didn't plan to have something to do, don't complain when nothing goes down. If you don't take things into your own hands from time to time, you don't get to whine about how pathetic your life is.

Well, that sucks. You deserve to have someone who pretends to care about your birthday. :'(

tell the ****** you're busy. happy birthday (:

ahh... happy birthday? :)

that sucks :P

aww that' sucks OP.....that's mean of ur boss to do that. *hug*

ahh @95 you like MARINAS TRENCH & NIRVANA!! high-five for liking cool people who make awesome music! n_n

XD thanks lol

aww, bless. happy birthday though!

Try being friendly.

hahahaha, happy birthday, u get more money next pay check.... wahhhh