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Lonely boy

Today, it's my birthday, and the only person that called me was my boss. He wants me to cover his shift tonight. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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lovestrong 0

Awh that sucks, Happy Birthday tho :)

If nobody cares about you, you might as well work and make some money. With what you urned, um, I mean, earned, you can buy a person to care about you for a while. The rates vary based on the attractiveness of this employee and how you want them to show how they care for you.

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suck it up. I live in space.

Schizomaniac 24

Aiden, you're wrong. The earth is 6000 years old, despite scientific evidence. Duh.

happy birthday best wishes!!

Happy Birthday to you! :)

"i'm not even supposed to work today!"

loricrazy04 0

happy birthday!!!!!

Man my birthday was SOOO awesome. Everyone wished me and I had very fun time. You should be ashamed of yourself for being such a PATHETIC LOSER!!! Your life is such a waste.

awwww, happy birthdayy.

SaintE_fml 0

awww yourself

happy birthday :D ,