unloved
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Lonely boy
Today, it's my birthday, and the only person that called me was my boss. He wants me to cover his shift tonight. FML
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lovestrong 0
Awh that sucks, Happy Birthday tho :)
perdix 31
If nobody cares about you, you might as well work and make some money. With what you urned, um, I mean, earned, you can buy a person to care about you for a while. The rates vary based on the attractiveness of this employee and how you want them to show how they care for you.
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sweetdreams20 0
get friends
iliveinthesky_fml 0
aww that's shitty- but happy bday!! tell him if he pays you double you'll take it!
docmorpheus 0
b'days are overrated, but if it means so much to you reach out to a friend/family member and say 'hey a**hole you forgot my b'day' then make a plan to get sloshed tonight with the money you're making with the extra shift ;) Happy B'day!
buddyweiser 0
that sucks, happy birthday
aspnet_rules 0
Awwwwww, someone didn't remember OP's birthday. Boohoo, God striketh ye downeth witheth Hiseth wratheth. Thoueth shalteth beeth strongeth, Heeth says...eth.
heveannhell 0
happy birthday
Amber_the_Great 0
lol the cake icon is awesome
eriinbaby 0
happy birthday! :)
sculp91 0
happy birthday
rofflewaffle 9
That's when you lie and say you've already made plans with friends or family from out-of-state, or reservations at a restaurant, or you bought movie tickets, or basically anything. If he thinks you're lying, he can look up your birth date in the computer from when you were hired.
rofflewaffle 9
But happy birthday, anyway.
Freygodoflight 0
happy birthday at least :)