unloved
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Lonely boy
Today, it's my birthday, and the only person that called me was my boss. He wants me to cover his shift tonight. FML
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lovestrong 0
Awh that sucks, Happy Birthday tho :)
perdix 31
If nobody cares about you, you might as well work and make some money. With what you urned, um, I mean, earned, you can buy a person to care about you for a while. The rates vary based on the attractiveness of this employee and how you want them to show how they care for you.
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cooper06 0
Happy belated birthday!
cieramc 0
hope you didn't go into work. even if no one else called you should still enjoy your bday.
mightymart 5
dont you have Facebook ? ;)
collegekid13 0
Hey, OP, I think the fact that so many people -- even on a pessimistic (albeit jokingly so) website -- took the time to wish you a happy birthday shows the general good of humans to wish another well. Glad you're here to give us a reason to demonstrate even a stranger's care. Glad you're born. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D
195914542 0
lmfao ghayy much~~ well atleast u hav fml mates wishin u happy birthday :D
illegalrogue 0
Seems too cliche, I call fake.
thefutureiswild 0
happy birthday! it's my birthday today too!
secrets15 0
happy birthday!!!! I feel sorry for u
sloppyflow 1
happy birthday op :)
Frncne 0
Hey, it was my birthday too! Happy birthday!