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Lonely boy

Today, it's my birthday, and the only person that called me was my boss. He wants me to cover his shift tonight. FML

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lovestrong 0

Awh that sucks, Happy Birthday tho :)

If nobody cares about you, you might as well work and make some money. With what you urned, um, I mean, earned, you can buy a person to care about you for a while. The rates vary based on the attractiveness of this employee and how you want them to show how they care for you.

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tell the ****** your busy.. happy birthday tho! (:

Happy Birthday! :)

happy birthday :)

happy birthday(: ......loner..butdontworrybecauseiwillbeyourbestbudforever(:

what does op stand for

Happy belated Birthday! : ) I wish I could send you a cake.

is it just me? or are other people tired of the birthday fml's too?

Probably just you.

happy bday:)