Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because she found a lot of red lipstick on my neck. The red lipstick was from her lipstick because she came over in the middle of the night when she was really drunk, then left. She refuses to listen to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
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Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
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Top comments
napero 0
Women...
perstephane 4
Amen - go get one who isn't crazy. Or, at least one who's less crazy.
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Comments (102)
PonPonPattaPon 0
Haha, or maybe the OP should just ******' was himslef off like a normal person would? YDI
PonPonPattaPon 0
Haha, or maybe the OP should just take a shower? Y'know, like a normal person? YDI
weqg 0
Your ex is a stupid ****, and a drunk for that matter.
Malfunkshun 1
Women are usually able to identify the lipstick shade they wear.
ibanezman007 0
Man, alchohol sucks!!
Smile_A 0
Don't give up like this. She was probably very hurt, and therefore didn't want to listen. But hey if you show up with flowers and tell her you love her and explain, you get bonuspoints forever. (seriously, I don't know why everybody complains, girls are quite easy to please =P)
lolsucks4u 0
I agree with 91 OP you need to just explain to her that it was her when she was drunk and if she still doesn't believe you then just move on.
thebouse7861 0
you're better off without the dumbass
MonaaLisaa_fml 0
Omgg that's terribleee x/3 .
mowmowlife 21
Maybe it was just her excuse? Either way you have my sympathy OP