Zibby
🌶️ Spicy
Life hacks
Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
sexyfail
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice outing
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
unendowed
Katy, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Time consumed
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML
Surprisebuttsecks?
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML
yummy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Terminology
Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML
Drewzter
United States 🌶️ Spicy
User manual
Today, I found out that pinching the tip of the condom before you roll it down to the base is NOT a suggestion. FML
PerfectBoyfriend
Reet, Belgium 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend got pissed because she thought she heard me masturbating in the bathroom. I was brushing my teeth. FML
Anonymous
Spokane, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hummmmm
Today, I went down on my boyfriend, and tried out a new trick I learned. I read in a magazine that if you hum while giving oral, it's supposed to feel good. My boyfriend started laughing and told me to stop after 30 seconds because I reminded him of his singing toothbrush. FML
ouchhhh
🌶️ Spicy
Saucy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try something new in bed. He blindfolded me and I felt something cold on my lady parts. Five seconds later it started burning so I looked. He decided to use toothpaste because he couldn't find chocolate sauce to lick off. It hurts to pee. FML
Top comments
robc32ca 4
washing is a better option
Jimboom 12
Ha ha. I bet you think the idea of spicing up your sex life constitutes putting curry power on your penis.
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Comments (271)
brunette427 3
wtf? You're not even supposed to eat toothpaste... There are things you can buy for that purpose or try chocolate syrup and whiped crem.
ellaplease 0
i dont get it, whats wrong with toothpaste?
Jeebuss 0
You shud get a medal. Taking one for the team. Hey other guys reading.....now you know what Not to try. lmao
Xx4346xX 0
lol
davek 36
I've heard Bengay on your balls is pretty good too
milky953 0
were you trying to clean her teeth? because cum has 5-10% calcium in it so it good for your teeth... ( I don't know why I know that)
beachchick9498 5
what happens????
beachchick9498 5
what happens????
NPN_Scorpio 16
If you're both masochists: Tiger Balm! For S & M action: Xylocaine for whoever is top.
fylnotmine89 1
chocolate syrup is the best.... not only does it taste good but it requires more sucking to completely clean off.