Today, at work, as a camp counselor, I was discussing how stupid the idea of Santa is to a coworker, and how every parent should tell their kids the truthLies. The intercom microphone was on. I single-handedly told a group of 100 six year-olds that Santa isn't real. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML
Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML
Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML
Today, my older sister forced me to tell my nephews, 8 and 6, that Santa Claus does not exist, because she was recently fired from her job and is too much of a coward to tell them she will no longer give them any Christmas gifts for the foreseeable future. FML
Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML
Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML
Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML
Today, my fifteen year-old son decided to tell his little five year-old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML
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midget_chinese 0
NEVER dispute santa's reality at a kid's camp!
EMR_fml 0
Santa's not real?!?!?! *Sniffles*
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Comments (275)
kira822_fml 0
Santa is real you fagg
diet_otaku 0
minus the derogatory slur, i agree. YDI because santa IS real, santa is more than just a fat guy in a red suit living at the north pole.
dyld921 2
Are you being sarcastic?
Chocolate_Chunk 2
His name is otaku. Does it really surprise you that someone calling himself a name that is an insult in the country he adores would be ******* stupid?
DSuarez94 0
they were bound to find out someday
mijzelffan 0
Crowning moment of awesome. I really wish I were you in that situation.
dontpanic_fml 32
They needed to hear it.
silly_kate 0
who ******* cares if it's not real! didn't you feel happy every christmas morning with a present from 'santa' and seeing he had eaten the cookies? you just wrecked it for little kids, nice one!
tehukiso 0
Who cares if they know it's not real? They would never have been disappointed if they were never lied to, and they'd have been equally excited to receive presents and maybe eat the damn cookies themselves. A lie is a lie is a lie. It's pointless to bitch just because someone tells the truth. You end up looking bad, not the guy who was honest.
kira1kira 0
I'm proud of u
phoebatron_ 0
Wow, good one. You do know that Santa is pretty much the giving, not an actual person? The belief of giving and not receiving is essentially what Santa brings children, so they won't be greedy, little snot-nosed whiners whenever they don't get what they want, whenever they want. Duh. And beside that, why would you be talking about it where there's an intercom? This shit always happens when there's an intercom and stupid counselors in the same room.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
sure.. because they always get presents, they will realize it's not about getting presents but giving them. Makes perfect sense.
Cerataphora 0
Now tell them about Jesus.
itouchguy360 3
soccergirl15, sorry, santa, tooth fairy, and Easter bunny are all fake.
premiermois 5
I hope your grandma gets runover by a reindeer.