Today, I was super excited to receive a large inheritance, maybe put it towards a house and a vacation. To my horror, the entire 40k went to my child support arrears. My psycho ex is the one who wanted those three kids, not me. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, to my horror, I discovered I will owe child support for the kids my ex and I adopted together since she couldn't have any. I've met someone else and I'm planning on having real kids with her, but these payments will destroy everything. FML
Today, I got an inheritance, so I was planning to put most of it in savings, and maybe buy two new cars. Alas, my wife instead decided we really needed to pay off the secret credit card debt she’s been hiding from me. Not only is the inheritance gone but so is an additional 3 grand from our savings. FML
Today, my ex showed up to pick up our kids in her brand new car. Last month child support doubled my amount because of a paperwork error. FML
Today, my rich ex-husband died, and left our two children $100 each, while leaving his other children seven figures. He said in his will that it was his "revenge" for my infidelity. Now my kids won't talk to me. How cruel can you be, holding on to a grudge and punishing your own blood for it? FML
Today, I found I'd inherited money through the death of my childless aunt, enough to be debt free and pay my entire mortgage. My cheating ex girlfriend found out and is demanding half, since my aunt died when we were still living together under common law. She’s getting solicitors involved. FML
Today, my ex mother-in-law stupidly made an offhand comment, so I got my kids DNA tested. NONE, I repeat NONE of them is mine. When I think of the thousands I’ve paid in child support I’ll never get back, and now my own mother thinks I’m an asshole for refusing to pay any further. FML
Today, my ex-wife announced that she's taking me to court for child support. Her kids were just my stepkids and we weren't even married a year, but she apparently has a pretty good lawyer on her side. FML
Today, I was ordered to pay most of my income in child support to my ex. We weren't ever married and her kid is not mine! We lived together for two years until we realized we weren't compatible, then she sued me when we split. I'm now paying more than her kid's rich-ass dad. How the fuck is this fair? FML
Today, it's the third time my ex has been granted a reduction in his child support payments coinciding with his gold digger getting an expensive gift. The first time it was her 4-carat engagement ring, then it was her breast and butt surgeries, and now a 3-week trip to Hawaii. I can barely afford food for our kids. FML
Today, I received my first payment of child support from my estranged husband: $50 and a note that said he wouldn't be paying any more. FML
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Top comments
CaptainMaggot 11
If you didnt want children, which clearly you dont since you've chosen not to provide for their basic needs; you could've worn a condom, gotten a vasectomy or just kept it in your pants. Since you've done none of those things, reap what you've sewn. I'm glad to know that your kids will be warm, fed and have a good Christmas this year, compliments of your dead relative.
TomeDr 25
Those are YOUR CHILDREN! Stop blaming the “psycho ex” because no one believes you, you deadbeat!
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TomeDr 25
Those are YOUR CHILDREN! Stop blaming the “psycho ex” because no one believes you, you deadbeat!
CaptainMaggot 11
If you didnt want children, which clearly you dont since you've chosen not to provide for their basic needs; you could've worn a condom, gotten a vasectomy or just kept it in your pants. Since you've done none of those things, reap what you've sewn. I'm glad to know that your kids will be warm, fed and have a good Christmas this year, compliments of your dead relative.
d j mom 9
I agree one child can happen unexpectedly in a marriage but THREE...? no excuses and you made your bed a*****e!
Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
you stayed long enough to have T.H.R.E.E kids. You could no have kid, have left you "psycho" ex after the 1st one, etc...
idragosani 17
Psycho or not, "those kids" are still your responsibility. Being a deadbeat dad will get you no sympathy
JackWood 21
Now your kids are super excited to finally get some support from a deadbeat
juggalo2 22
It's so greedy when children act entitled to a piece of what their parents worked for. What gives them this sense of entitlement?
GoogieWithers 25
Was your 'psycho' ex alone when the pregnancy happened?
ODBeefalo 10
Bahaha! I love seeing deadbeat dad's get their money snatched. How do you people make it through a work day if you are so unable to handle your basic obligations. does your mother still change your diaper, you absolute waste of global resources.
Sera Stevens 9
take care of your kids bro tf