Today, at work, as a camp counselor, I was discussing how stupid the idea of Santa is to a coworker, and how every parent should tell their kids the truthLies. The intercom microphone was on. I single-handedly told a group of 100 six year-olds that Santa isn't real. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML
Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML
Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML
Today, my older sister forced me to tell my nephews, 8 and 6, that Santa Claus does not exist, because she was recently fired from her job and is too much of a coward to tell them she will no longer give them any Christmas gifts for the foreseeable future. FML
Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML
Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML
Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML
Today, my fifteen year-old son decided to tell his little five year-old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML
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midget_chinese 0
NEVER dispute santa's reality at a kid's camp!
EMR_fml 0
Santa's not real?!?!?! *Sniffles*
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Comments (275)
mollyLC 0
Gee, how nice of you. It was an accident and all, but you were at a kid's camp. :P
dyld921 2
It doesn't matter. Who cares? They're gonna have to know sooner or later. I'm far more concerned about whoever told them it's real in the first place. The truth hurts, no matter who you tell it to. What is ****** is that the definition of 'truth' changing within each age groups, and the bias that comes with telling the 'painful' truth to young children, who shouldn't even be lied to in the first place. Innocence of children my ass.
Indiana_fml 4
#27 Captain Reality! *LMAO* That's the superhero the world has waited for!
flyboy57 0
you suck! you just F'ed their childhood. go to hell!!
ScreamingLibra 0
OH IRONY. You make me laugh :)
Simdis 0
Single handily? You asshole. You just ****** yourself single handed. You are also a toolbag for doing that.
dnotter 0
a toolbag? what kind of insult is that? you're such a drink can
timtam24 0
hahahahahahaha pwned
solipsistic 0
Tool: Insult. Douchebag: Insult. Tool+Douchebag= Toolbag.
d101_fml 0
It's okay they still believe in god I'm sure.
dyingstart 0
Why would you have Santa at SUMMER camp? Is he wearing beach gear?
omgznoes 0
no... i agree with #29 "santa" shouldn't be around small childeren, if he wasn't santa he'd b e lynched for paedophilic behavior.
z411811 0
keyboard cat please play this person off
car6435 0
you sound like an absolute ass hole