Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, as a learner driver, I embarked on my longest drive ever: back home, from Sydney to Melbourne, which is around a 700km drive. I managed to get the whole way without any problems. I crashed into my driveway. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
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moorat10 0
probably the reason you failed twice.......i got 100% first time........you gotta be really nice to the instructor
Fredzter 0
I'm kind of glad you live far far away from me! And how did you pass it?
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LilaBear 2
To everyone saying "you have to be a complete moron to fail your Ls even once let alone twice": I failed my Ls once, by one mark, because I misunderstood a question (ie. I thought it was asking one thing and it was asking something else). I also know somebody else who failed 3 times. The tests also differ from state to state so if you're from another state you might not know what sort of questions are asked in a different state's test. Keep in mind this is a purely theoretical test, the person taking it has never driven before, no computerised hazard perception test, nothing. This test is so that he/she can get a permit to LEARN. Father was a fool for taking a brand-new learner onto a public road.
albinoV 1
My aunt failed 5 times.
LOLgasmic123 9
hmmmm yea im pretty sure u should neva go for ur actual licence
TheKitsune 0
"Hi, this is god. Please stop driving." What does it take? Are you a woman?
aussiegirlsydney 0
HAHA, i passed my Ls first time and my red Ps. YDFI for driving on a main road the first time you got in the car. I was in backstreets for ages, but when I hit the main road it was sweet. And let me guess, you drive an automatic? Go drive a real car and be smart about it - this aint no video game! And yes, I AM a girl and I CAN drive manual.
jewberrymuffin 0
YDI for crashing into my fence.
skullet 0
YDI for being an old lady
mattymattymatty 0
ouch....
IceCreamMage 17
120 ******* hours my ass.
st87 0
I am glad you don't live in Sydney.
vivified 0
You know, in situations like this, I think people should ask themselves the question... Is driving really for me? Because that, my friend, is an ultimate fail hattrick...
Brak_Spaceman 19
WITH ANY LUCK, YOU'LL CRASH INTO A WALL REVERSING FROM YOUR DRIVEWAY AND YOUR PARENTS WILL BAN YOU FROM THE CAR.