Cars and Transportation: Licence to drive

Licence to drive

By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:19 - Australia

Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML

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moorat10 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 12:52

probably the reason you failed twice.......i got 100% first time........you gotta be really nice to the instructor

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I'm kind of glad you live far far away from me! And how did you pass it?

Comments

BEATONOFF 6

Thursday 21 June 2012 14:35

im embarrased that your Australian

TrippingOnAcid 29

Tuesday 26 June 2012 17:14

You failed the first two times for a reason.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 22 December 2014 18:41

You shouldn't have passed.

makynen86 9

Sunday 8 March 2015 0:12

I am wondering how you passed if your driving is so horrible

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