Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, as a learner driver, I embarked on my longest drive ever: back home, from Sydney to Melbourne, which is around a 700km drive. I managed to get the whole way without any problems. I crashed into my driveway. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
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moorat10 0
probably the reason you failed twice.......i got 100% first time........you gotta be really nice to the instructor
Fredzter 0
I'm kind of glad you live far far away from me! And how did you pass it?
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Comments (114)
anniebananie 3
**** you.
shootingstar8D 0
U suck! Get it ass off the rode!
mcsnelly 5
Oh really? Cuz I'm pretty sure that out of me and my four brothers, they all had to take the permit test AT LEAST twice (one of them had to take it FOUR times) and I, the only girl, passed it on the first try. They have also all been in accidents. I have never been in an accident. Shut the **** up, #54.
scateice 0
Notice that the OP did not put their gender. However, we can all safely assume that this person is a man.
normandin131 0
Notice that the OP did not put their gender. However, we can safely assume that this person is a normal person who is one of those people that aren't good at driving whether they man or woman.
jokerhost 0
haa well at least you can get practice
thequickredofox 0
Funny you should say that pimpin (funny is a sad, stereotypical way) because our RTA here will fail young men on their final driving test the first time as "a matter of principal". Sure it's not ethical but it still happens. .... yes kiddies, there is life beyond the stereotype.
sikkitin 0
shouldnt have gotten em if ya didnt pass the first time.... next time learn to drive in a parking lot first.... an empty one!!! best bet you might just hit a curb or two
stephissilly 18
they weren't driving.
bella_91 0
Darling, The exact same thing happened to me - instead it was a tree and $6000 damage. Get a few lessons with a driving instructor and you'll be good. All the best, hope to see you confidently on the roads soon!
Jincos 0
Today, a stupid she-he wrecked into my fence. I'm 87 and I'm a wheelchair. FML
LilaBear 2
I know someone who failed 3 times.