Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, as a learner driver, I embarked on my longest drive ever: back home, from Sydney to Melbourne, which is around a 700km drive. I managed to get the whole way without any problems. I crashed into my driveway. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
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moorat10 0
probably the reason you failed twice.......i got 100% first time........you gotta be really nice to the instructor
Fredzter 0
I'm kind of glad you live far far away from me! And how did you pass it?
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Comments (114)
youthink_fml 0
Having a small accident is one thing. Going through a fence and into a backyard - you're a menace on the roads. For your safety and the safety of everyone else, stay the **** off.
kike123 0
chill out, the OP doesn't even know how to drive yet. The L's test is a theory test that you have to pass before you're even allowed to learn how to drive. So in other words, he needs to practice. If it's anyone's fault, it's the person in the passenger seat for letting the kid drive when he doesn't even know how.
youthink_fml 0
Again, having a small accident is one thing. Going through a fence and into a backyard - you're a menace on the roads. You must suck behind the wheel too.
Pointy130 0
How do you suck that much at driving?
timtam24 0
you mean besides that was OP's first time driving
stephissilly 18
they weren't driving. our L's test is just a road safety test, on a computer. you get one question wrong, you fail.
omgyoukilledkeny 0
fake. unless u like hit sumething in the road. wouldn't u have noticed u were going off the road. haha this reminds me of family guy when peter ran into the satalite...or was tht meg?? anyways these people want a show. fmylife.com mr.Conway twitty
bellsy 0
sigh i live in the same state :( Don't worry you'll get better, start off in a carpark or something until you get used to the car (Y)
hicspeo_fml 0
You know what? The fact you had difficulties getting your license should have told you something: you are and probably always will be incapable of driving. I just hope you never kill anyone...
thequickredofox 0
If the OP just got their Ls then they have never been behind the wheel of a car before that day. Kind of hard to judge their driving skills when they've had all of 5 minutes experience don't you think? OP - find a new housing estate to learn in, they normally have their roads completed before the houses are built and are great to practice in.
tehgeorgeh 0
I'm assuming you mean the L's test... As in the computerised test... not the actual practical P's test... Yes? Because there's something pretty wrong if you've failed the L's test twice... They have multiple choice questions where options for overtaking are driving on the footpath. Good to know you'll be doing the required 120 hours. This is why your parents should take you to an empty car park. Poor old nanna. Good luck with the hazard perception -_-
LilaBear 2
GAH. Read the comments. It's not computerised. It's a pen-and-paper theory test. No hazard perception, no practical experience, just purely theoretical. This was his/her first time ever driving.
thequickredofox 0
Actually the Ls test IS computerised. It's a multiple choice test covering driver knowledge. We haven't had pen and paper tests since the 80s.
jess2gd4u 0
pen and paper
Kng21 0
Actually, my brother took a pen and paper test just this year...
FlyingDutchmen60 0
HOW????
Sambo110 0
Aww, you failed twice? I passed it the other day, 29/30 :D. Bad luck though, my mum wouldn't let me drive, only out somewhere where hardly any cars come at first anyway. And in Queensland on your L's you can drive full speed, not 80 km/h like in other states. Queensland seems a bit less strict for L's.
melasaurus 3
I failed my L's twice as well but got my P's first go, surprisingly hahaha. Ahhh that sorry to hear what happened, sucks big time.
timtam24 0
I failed by one twice, so clearly your wrong