Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, as a learner driver, I embarked on my longest drive ever: back home, from Sydney to Melbourne, which is around a 700km drive. I managed to get the whole way without any problems. I crashed into my driveway. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
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moorat10 0
probably the reason you failed twice.......i got 100% first time........you gotta be really nice to the instructor
Fredzter 0
I'm kind of glad you live far far away from me! And how did you pass it?
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Comments (114)
allmidnighteyes 11
Here's to hoping you run over enough people to unlock the One Man Army Achievement!
ahoyhoy123 0
You must be pretty thick if you cant pass an L's test on the first go. Their simple as. Idiot. YDI.
Intellectualist 0
You're obviously 'simple as' as you don't know the proper use of they're. Idiot.
666HailSatan666 0
lol, its ok you have barely even driven, so I guess it is expected. I have heard worse with people with full licenses reversing into stobey poles, fences and even close calls with pedestrians.
666HailSatan666 0
It is OK if you fail the L's test (Especially if you do it written), I know someone who failed the L's test 7 times before they even got their L's.
TysonFawlay 0
Stop driving.
rulingniko 1
EPIC FAIL
ozymandias_fml 0
after looking up what an "l" is, YDI. drivers test? Took you more than 1 try? Are you functionally retarded?
wbrycem 0
If you failed it once, then you're clearly a zombie
whyowhy26 3
YDI for having an army of man-eating squirrels.
normandin131 0
lolwut.
Jincos 0
You need to learn better, physco. YDI for not being able to drive.