Today, I started my new job as a cashier for a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine for a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee." I'm the only woman working there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML
Today, it was my second day working as a cashier in a drug store. I thought everything went great, but by the end of my shift, my cash register was $10 short. Maybe it wouldn't be that bad if on my first day it hadn't been $30 short. FML
Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
Today, I needed to buy Vagisil. I went to the grocery store so I could use the self check-out. My item rung up incorrectly, so a girl came to help. She was new and having trouble, so she called more people to help. I ended up having five people around me talking about my Vagisil purchase. FML
Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML
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BimmerDriver 23
Welcome to modern society where kindness is frowned upon.
shadowedpixie 19
What the hell happened to the world??
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Comments (76)
lonewolf6613 4
seems #30 is the kind who gives the kid a tissue....
yesyesnonono 10
You gave my child a tissue for the mucus coming out of their nose? You must want her for sex!
doodlecloud 27
Innocent until proven guilty. If there are no cameras then they can't prove that you did anything...if the woman is adamant then point out that it's possibile that someone else pretended to be an employee. If there ARE cameras then they can see you didn't do anything anyway.
Huddisher 10
It's pretty sad that giving a child a tissue for a runny nose is considered a sign of pedophillia.
Ziggy122 15
Yes, because handing a tissue to a kid with a runny nose MUST mean you want to do unspeakable things to them.
Kc1001 14
Yah. I served a few assholes at McDonalds. just flip them off in your head and move along.
adam3650 12
So it seems I may have misjudged the crowd. Apologies if I caused any offence.
oh_noeziez 1
The way this is written confuses me. Did your boss say it was the tissue kid's mom? It sounds like there was a vague complaint and you had to assume it was about you because you're the only female employee. Unless this was the only child in the store during your shift, which seems unlikely.
noldier 5
Did you boss understand that person was an idiot after you told him what happened?
ballpython 15
Parents these days are ******* IDIOTS. These dumb ***** who cry "pedophile" over the littlest things need to be smacked, and then smacked again. If I ever run across one of these parents I will be overcome with the joy of being able to put them in check and degrade them to the point of tears.