Today, I started my new job as a cashier for a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine for a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee." I'm the only woman working there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML
Today, it was my second day working as a cashier in a drug store. I thought everything went great, but by the end of my shift, my cash register was $10 short. Maybe it wouldn't be that bad if on my first day it hadn't been $30 short. FML
Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
Today, I needed to buy Vagisil. I went to the grocery store so I could use the self check-out. My item rung up incorrectly, so a girl came to help. She was new and having trouble, so she called more people to help. I ended up having five people around me talking about my Vagisil purchase. FML
Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML
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Top comments
BimmerDriver 23
Welcome to modern society where kindness is frowned upon.
shadowedpixie 19
What the hell happened to the world??
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Comments (76)
organolithium_fml 9
Being nice is now a highly suspicious thing.. Wtf Humanity?
websphere69 27
Everyone is so quick to point the finger anymore.... so sad.
tj4234 36
People are too quick to call paedophilia these days. My manager at my old job was accused of being a paedophile for working with children inside a children's play area at work. Which funnily enough, is what her job is. Generally though, you find that these people make complaints anyway and just use any excuses.
simsgirlgem 25
that's so stupid if its a daycare or what have you for kids of course the adults are going to play with your child people are idiots
adam3650 12
Or, the kind of scumbag who makes the kid clean themselves up after they're done.
Megan639 16
Ok, that was gross...
mr_jack_meoff 5
That's the problem with the world now. Too many people quick to scrutinize kindness and demonize it. I had major eye surgery and could barely see and a mother chastised me for staring at her daughter. I blew a gasket on the woman and she scurried out of the store.
imessedwithtexas 13
#30, Stop. Too far.
badams92 5
People these days seriously always trying to take a nice gesture and try to make themselves out to be victims. Sorry, OP.
Epikouros 32
These people are giving the paranoid a bad name.
lwonderful 11
How the hell is giving someone a tissue pedophilia?