Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They kept me locked me for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, I was walking home from school and my stupid brother who comes earlier then me locked the storm door. I ended up trying every other door for 3 hours in below freezing temperature. I was numb everywhere. I rang the bell and my brother opened it. He was home the whole time. FML
Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML
Today, I got locked out of a building that I work in (I work night shifts). I locked my phone, wallet, and car keys in the building. I had no way of contacting my boss or getting a ride. I had to walk home at night, almost got hit by a car full of dudes yelling slurs, and had a woman scream at me from the passenger seat of a car. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
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EvilPotato 15
Sex is way better than kids :P you've been overruled.
Aaronftw 0
Sometimes you just gotta take one for team
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Comments (173)
GOTxMILK 5
They were fighting over who was gonna get the door for you.
DarkMoon159 5
That's their way of making the house warmer on a cold day.
marit1997 4
Just to have sex you say.
saIty 17
Hopefully they don't do something kinky that'll make one or both of them come crashing through the window. How awkward would that be?
jjames67 4
better than them leavingthe door unlocked and you walking in and finding them.
yankfan89 27
That would be worse than being outside. At least OP didn't have to see anyone naked and thrusting, hopefully...
HoboSmeller 6
sorry OP FYL, but either way , your parents have needs too, give them a break.
captainbj2 0
Said well. Very true.
HoboSmeller 6
sorry OP FYL, but either way , your parents have needs too, give them a break.
JumbledGirl 2
I did that to my parents :( they watched...
chelseaaababyyy 17
uhh, what do you mean they watched ?...
TheDrifter 24
Was it your dad that told you to put your back into it?
Cmdr_Shepard 17
Did your mom message you on facebook to stop making a racket or else she was gonna come in there?
screamo_neve 12
Or text you?
futuredictater 6
At least they were nice enough to make sure you were out of the house so you wouldn't walk in on it,
DocBastard 40
This is proof that your parents hate you and are trying to replace you with a cuter, smarter, newer model.