Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML
Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML
Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML
Today, I was was leaving the library when I noticed an elderly woman being mugged. I was about to leave on my bike, but promptly went to help her. After I managed to scare off the mugger, I helped her to her car. As I was heading back to my bike, I notice the mugger riding off on it. FML
Today, I witnessed a robbery as a teenager ran out of a Walgreens with stolen goods in his hands. The manager was running after him. Trying to be helpful, I pulled forward to block the thief from getting away. The cops showed up and arrested me for hitting a pedestrian. FML
Today, it's been a few weeks since I deterred a would-be mugger with judicious use of a stun gun. Now he and his criminal friends are stalking me and swearing revenge. I can't afford to move and the cops are useless. FML
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
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Top comments
marcantonia 0
Lack of your fingerprints on the knife should show that you're innocent. I mean, it sucks. But at least they won't be lasting charges. :)
sumdoode123 0
i never get why some people put YDI. There is no way that this person deserves it. So yeah. FYL.
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Comments (74)
aussiegirl1990 0
LOL! Adelaide muggers crack me up! I'd do the same thing I did when I was attacked, scream and punch. You know it's stupid muggers like him who gives Adelaide a bad name, I mean come on! Hasn't he heared of not running with knives? Though FYL for been blamed for some dickwad's studpidness. Jessica
yehr 0
what does "this" mean?
tori121 0
f*** your life
wasted0087 0
Fake, unless the guy knew who you are, he would have to walk to a cop or call a cop or something, by that tine you would have been long gone. Also if this is true, ask for evidence, and proof, and finger prints on the knife.
LeToaste 0
that robber is a dumbass
shotgunhr 0
just to clear it up, Australia is the country where kangeroos live, and Austria is where hitler was born. op lives in Australia.
treysgirl45 0
fakee ??
TheWayILovedYou 0
That is cold. That mugger is surprisingly smart.... But, that sucks for you, sorry.
hayoudumbass 0
that's what you get
gigilvrs6 0
Omfg that's horrible! Explain to them what happened. Cops can be so stupid sometimes.