Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML
Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML
Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML
Today, I was was leaving the library when I noticed an elderly woman being mugged. I was about to leave on my bike, but promptly went to help her. After I managed to scare off the mugger, I helped her to her car. As I was heading back to my bike, I notice the mugger riding off on it. FML
Today, I witnessed a robbery as a teenager ran out of a Walgreens with stolen goods in his hands. The manager was running after him. Trying to be helpful, I pulled forward to block the thief from getting away. The cops showed up and arrested me for hitting a pedestrian. FML
Today, it's been a few weeks since I deterred a would-be mugger with judicious use of a stun gun. Now he and his criminal friends are stalking me and swearing revenge. I can't afford to move and the cops are useless. FML
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
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Top comments
marcantonia 0
Lack of your fingerprints on the knife should show that you're innocent. I mean, it sucks. But at least they won't be lasting charges. :)
sumdoode123 0
i never get why some people put YDI. There is no way that this person deserves it. So yeah. FYL.
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Comments (74)
Evan_R_D 0
Sounds like a bad day, but at least no one got hurt. Wait... HAHAHAHAHA I forgot. But yeah it still could have been worse for you.
_musical_addict_ 0
YDI for sucking at grammar Kidding, that really sucks but still- shitty grammar XP
meofks 0
this seems fake
MITSOL 0
Why didn't OP pull a gun on the mugger? O_o OH RIGHT...sorry, forgot...Australia... :P
mojo143 0
LOL and you live in Australia? I was thinking Oakland maybe. lol or South central at least. sorry mate...FYL
airsoftislife 0
Wow
thatsoundsnice 0
Jesus Christ. Your grammar is awful.
Ramos808 29
What are you talking about?
hypnOtiszed 0
LMAO. honestly, i think this is fake.. MUGGED IN ADELAIDE ? unless you were walking down hinely street at like midnight on a friday or saturday night then.. its most probs you made this up. btw. i live in adelaide (south australia) and this would be pretty RARE happening (:
ladiesman14 0
australia ? didnt your retarded government ban GUNS ? well at least you dont any crime over there now.
geeetgeeeb 0
Man that sucks and why would it be fake just because it's in Adelaide, you can get mugged anywhere these days. Adelaide isn't exsactly a crime free city. I'm from Perth and I'll say getting mugged and bashed happens pretty much every day around here. This worlds just become so dodgy.