Today, I put signs up in the lifts at work with my name and desk phone number as the contact in case the lifts break down. I work in IT so there are hundreds of men in the building. Someone has already drawn a very wonky heart next to my name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, despite being claustrophobic and avoiding lifts at all costs, I had to use the lift at work to carry boxes of paper to the 3rd floor. It broke down. FML
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML
Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
Today, I realised that somewhere out there someone has written my phone number on a pub bathroom wall, because now every couple of days or weeks I get random calls from heavy breathing pervs, or from guys wanting to know if I’m available, and how much I charge. FML
Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local Pizza Hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML
Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML
Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML
Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML
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Ruckainc 0
Awwwwww. Someone likes you! :3
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
"Today, I saw the name of a cute girl i work with in the elevator. Bored and trying to be sweet, i drew a little heart by it. It wasn't my best work, for i was shaky and nervous. When she found out it was me, she kicked me in the nuts, called me a stalker, and is now suing for sexual harassment. FML"
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Comments (135)
pinkdisco 3
Well that's.....boring.
guitarist1071995 0
aww thats so cute! lol
Zebidee 9
Wow - that's almost completely unremarkable.
bittersweet1 0
poor u. I want a wonky heart
Blazingcrono 6
<3 Best I could do, sorry :(
antsinmypants199 0
how sweet of you #37 :D
OCDC 9
There's a wonky heart for you. Or broken. Whatever.
RedPillSucks 33
Don't tell my heart my wonky honky heart....
sgtrobswifey 0
lol @63 bringing it back ol school
DocBastard 40
So the IT guys repair lifts now? Apparently in Wellington "IT" stands for "idiot training".
Zebidee 9
Yeah, I can imagine calling IT because I was stuck in a lift. After 20 minutes on hold, they'd ask you if you'd tried turning it off and back on again. ...I wonder who will be the first mouth-breather to ask what a lift is? My vote is less than comment 50. It's an elevator, you dolts.
Blazingcrono 6
Hey Zebidee, what's a lift? I'm a nose-breather btw.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I didn't expect "What's wonky?" to be number one but I figured that and "lift" were going to be pretty high up. I was all set to Google since I didn't realise lift repair was an IT job. Maybe IT stands for something different than what I thought. See how much we learn on FML, kids?
instantmusic 4
I've found that in the IT field, people assume that if it's technical, then you're suppose to fix it. I've been asked to fix elevators, doors, and the like. I'm a database admin =/
perdix 31
Zebidee, especially when they answer in an exasperated Irish accent. Are we on the same page?
Leis_fml 3
Nah, the exasperated irish accent asks in the first 4 seconds if you've tried
EvilDave 13
@27 Zebidee Just remember that you are calling them to help YOU. You aren't smart enough to fix it yourself and they are. What does that say about how stupid you really are.
Zebidee 9
Funnily enough, I gave up calling IT helplines. By the time I got stuck on a problem, they usually couldn't solve it either.
bluegoldfish 7
then theyd ask you is it plugged in?
FarSide 23
OP, don't waste your time returning phone calls to guys who can only get it up with a lift.
noboundary 9
lmfao!
yung_black 0
win
LanaBabii252 0
nice!!
JustinThunder 8
Just curb stomp them all.
nancyfantastic 3
how is an IT guy going to fix a broken chair lift?
MissBunny25 0
24 lmfao I love your comment. not sure why. but I do.
Zebidee 9
Alan - you're not thinking about it the right way. It's not that it said chair lift, it's that it didn't say elevator, so what else could it possibly have meant?
Sirin_fml 47
The man has a point, Alan.
Sirin_fml 47
The man no longer has a point, Alan.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
"Today, I put signs up in the lifts at work with my name and desk phone number as the contact in case the lifts break down." Admittedly it is an IT woman but that kind of does make it sound like she's the one who's supposed to fix it. She could just be the one who is supposed to call the person who's actually supposed to fix it, but it doesn't really sound that way.
MissBunny25 0
sirin hahahahaha xD
kikibisweet 0
Whats wrong with saying "Big Whoop?" Big deal. Move on. Get over it. Goodbye.
Hawkcody1958 1
awwwwswwwww. poor you, is that a Fml ,?you are a self centered bitch,oh I am spool pretty **** you bitch
you_freak 7
If you wanted a wonky heart too, just ask! Jealous much?
cptmorgan15 2
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