Today, I put signs up in the lifts at work with my name and desk phone number as the contact in case the lifts break down. I work in IT so there are hundreds of men in the building. Someone has already drawn a very wonky heart next to my name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, despite being claustrophobic and avoiding lifts at all costs, I had to use the lift at work to carry boxes of paper to the 3rd floor. It broke down. FML
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML
Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
Today, I realised that somewhere out there someone has written my phone number on a pub bathroom wall, because now every couple of days or weeks I get random calls from heavy breathing pervs, or from guys wanting to know if I’m available, and how much I charge. FML
Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local Pizza Hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML
Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML
Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML
Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML
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Ruckainc 0
Awwwwww. Someone likes you! :3
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
"Today, I saw the name of a cute girl i work with in the elevator. Bored and trying to be sweet, i drew a little heart by it. It wasn't my best work, for i was shaky and nervous. When she found out it was me, she kicked me in the nuts, called me a stalker, and is now suing for sexual harassment. FML"
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Comments (135)
chosha_fml 27
#108 You're attributing a lot of disrespect and insensitivity to someone who has done nothing but draw a heart next to her name on a piece of paper. This will in no way undermine her at work or make people not view her professionally. It's NOTHING. I can't even believe she was lame enough to post it as an FML.
Nina0505 0
oh boo hoo someone likes you, a real fml eh
dansco 25
Who gives a ****?! FML for reading this shite!
LittleMissLady 0
Define: Wonkey.... I have never heard that word.
fadingaway 17
It's wonky. No e. It means skew or crooked. So it was a badly-drawn heart.
Outrunbigdady1 0
you hate being loved......
cxbell10 0
This shit is retarded
jinjabread_man 0
Who cares... It's just a heart. Take it as a compliment.
KoolKat369 5
wuts so bad about that??
rivaraven 35
Why is that bad? I feel kind of offended, I'm gay.. but I still like it. :D
jasperito_reyes 6
How is this an FML?