Today, I put signs up in the lifts at work with my name and desk phone number as the contact in case the lifts break down. I work in IT so there are hundreds of men in the building. Someone has already drawn a very wonky heart next to my name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, despite being claustrophobic and avoiding lifts at all costs, I had to use the lift at work to carry boxes of paper to the 3rd floor. It broke down. FML
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML
Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
Today, I realised that somewhere out there someone has written my phone number on a pub bathroom wall, because now every couple of days or weeks I get random calls from heavy breathing pervs, or from guys wanting to know if I’m available, and how much I charge. FML
Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local Pizza Hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML
Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML
Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML
Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML
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Ruckainc 0
Awwwwww. Someone likes you! :3
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
"Today, I saw the name of a cute girl i work with in the elevator. Bored and trying to be sweet, i drew a little heart by it. It wasn't my best work, for i was shaky and nervous. When she found out it was me, she kicked me in the nuts, called me a stalker, and is now suing for sexual harassment. FML"
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Comments (135)
awesomemarcus 0
FYL
Mitcha857 0
your more worried about a heart even though your name and number is already up there? Wow, just wow
ChibiChibi_fml 28
It's only her name and the number to the phone at her desk. It's not like it's a number the guys in the building couldn't have easily found out. If it was her home phone number, or cell number then I would be able to see your point.
stevenmx86 8
What do you mean you work in IT so there are hundreds of men in the building? How are the 2 related? Unless you mean it's a male centric IT firm?
jenna_rae 0
it means that a guy must of put it there, meaning a gay guy was hitting on him
ChibiChibi_fml 28
The OP's gender is female so it would make no sense for a gay man to be hitting on her.
Nutz321 0
and what, exactly, is the difference? xD.
darkmis1 18
There are hundreds of guys in the building just because you work in IT? Get over yourself.
Zigma_fml 0
By "wonky heart" I think she meant "penis."
cptmorgan15 2
Here here.
darkmis1 18
One would sacrifice themselves to save you, and the other would sacrifice you to save them from the wrath of Satan!
amless 6
what did you expect
RedPillSucks 33
determining which is which is an exercise left to the student.
thecovert 7
Need a pic to see if you are worthy of the wonky heart.