Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating, even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I got my son's phone bill (the phone I got him to call us from college). I found out he's been calling a phone sex hotline everyday. He hasn't called us once. FML
Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML
Today, while taking an order over the phone for the customer at work, I began to hear slight moans. The moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was achieved and I realized I was being used for phone sex. FML
Today, I needed to call my mom to get some info so I dialled the number on my work phone. Not 2 seconds after, my cellphone rang. I got super pissed off because I hate when people call me on my cell at work. It was me. I'd dialled my own number. FML
Today, I realised that somewhere out there someone has written my phone number on a pub bathroom wall, because now every couple of days or weeks I get random calls from heavy breathing pervs, or from guys wanting to know if I’m available, and how much I charge. FML
Today, my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it. A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fire me. Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line. My boss made that call and just fired me. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, I noticed that I get more calls from people who've dialed the wrong number than I do from people I actually know. FML
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Top comments
mandark 9
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em?
eddeeezzyy 19
You should've just went with it and played along! Omg do you have any idea how much fun that would be? Lol you could make up insanely high prices, and listen to their reactions.
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Comments (106)
InjuryMagnet 9
Wow. I agree, you should mess with the people on there, find a way to make them hang up. Like... Having a discussion talking about whether toads exist and that toads are actually frogs. Or perhaps something more creative.
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Maybe OP is a boy...
ForeverAloneGal 23
Do you realize how awesome it would be to troll them? "I'm sliding off my cute pink thong, letting my manhood spring free of the lacey confines."
HayleyVampire 5
I literally lol'd when I read you comment :D
bmkc4 1
Lol I bet they won't call back!
lulucall911 6
SO. MANY. TROLLING. POSSIBILITIES! Take advantage op this is hilarious
dude1122332 9
Yes master..
perdix 31
Pretty soon, every perv with a Verbal Abuse fetish will be calling you. If you could learn to answer your phone, "Gimme your credit card number, you disgusting worm with a tiny, vestigial prick," you'll be able to give up your day job.
zandalee 20
Hell; you could rule the world!!!
YourMoms_BF 2
Blackmail them, problem solved
1030295 6
Really OP! You should have went with it
eveadamsnyc 2
Google your new number and request to take the ad down. People are obviously still finding the number somewhere. Find out where and remove it. Or, start a new business.
ryggsekk 8
are you a guy or a girl?
dude1122332 9
Between me and you, are those lyrics from duece? (your profile)
KK3137 31
Haha this sounds like the episode of the Big C where Sean gets the gay phone sex number :D Make like him and enjoy it, you can earn some money :)