Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating, even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I got my son's phone bill (the phone I got him to call us from college). I found out he's been calling a phone sex hotline everyday. He hasn't called us once. FML
Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML
Today, while taking an order over the phone for the customer at work, I began to hear slight moans. The moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was achieved and I realized I was being used for phone sex. FML
Today, I needed to call my mom to get some info so I dialled the number on my work phone. Not 2 seconds after, my cellphone rang. I got super pissed off because I hate when people call me on my cell at work. It was me. I'd dialled my own number. FML
Today, I realised that somewhere out there someone has written my phone number on a pub bathroom wall, because now every couple of days or weeks I get random calls from heavy breathing pervs, or from guys wanting to know if I’m available, and how much I charge. FML
Today, my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it. A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fire me. Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line. My boss made that call and just fired me. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, I noticed that I get more calls from people who've dialed the wrong number than I do from people I actually know. FML
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mandark 9
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em?
eddeeezzyy 19
You should've just went with it and played along! Omg do you have any idea how much fun that would be? Lol you could make up insanely high prices, and listen to their reactions.
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Comments (106)
cuddlebunny3548 11
But wouldn't that be an 1800 or 1888 number?
aamw 1
Not exactly
Calyx_fml 22
You should get their credit card number and charge them.
kimg0885 23
That sucks I thought getting phone calls in Spanish for Juanita was bad, that takes the cake
TheBedMonster 5
I would totally play alone!!! That would so funny to play along and say weird things to them!!! OMG yes!!
p_syko 5
I'm so freaking jealous! The possibilities! I could have so much FUN with that!
Lionesse 15
Play along and say extremely awkward things until they hang up on you, and if they don't, drop the bomb on them that you are a She-Male or a He-She. That'll scare them away. And if they still don't hang up... Um.. That's just creepy.
2specialangels 3
the first house i moved into used to be a brothel, the owner never said anything, lol! i hope things work out for you, i imagine it would be very frustrating getting all of those phone calls..
stonedfishies 10
Hahahah, that's actually quite funny. When I got my first cell phone, I was sent an explicit photo that my dad happened to see as well because I opened the text while I was with him in the car. After he seen that, he removed all Internet and multimedia messages. This happened five years ago and I recently got my Internet and multimedia messages turned back on.
bwzwally8 15
What is your number? :D
ChuckNorrisBeard 0
"Local Sperm Bank. You jack it. We pack it."