Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML
Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML
Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom after my 9 year-old nephew. Apparently nobody taught him to lift the seat when he pees, or how to aim properly, because when I sat down, I sat in his pee. FML
Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
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Top comments
jw90 18
Haha nothing like first impressions right?
cottoncandymango 17
He's just nervous about the new babysitter.
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Comments (49)
BlesstheSilence 11
Your kid is 8. It took you until NOW to realize he isn't fully potty trained? YDI.
cryssycakesx3 23
it took you until now to realize she was being facetious?
JennNoVa 8
Half-assed parenting at its finest!
boomerang123 5
YDI. Send the babysitter home and look after your own kid like a responsible adult. Maybe if you didn't hire people to do your job, then you'd know how to do basic parenting and would've figured out the potty-training years ago.
love_me_electric 20
Because people with children are never allowed to go out, they have to be with their kids 24/7.
cryssycakesx3 23
Wow, someone grew up without their parents around.
cryssycakesx3 23
baby... shitter!
lilmrzzdarkfairy 3
there's absolutely no way you didn't know your own kid wasn't fully potty trained
Baller_Bob 17
How the **** wouldn't you be toilet trained at ******* 8
doglover100 29
I'd take him to a doctor. He should be fully toilet trained at 8.
ryanator008 23
How could you not know that he wasn't fully toilet-trained? Does he shit himself regularly? Are all his pants brown? Does he wear diapers?
randybryant799 21
Holy crap. How could you not realize that your 8 year old child wasn't toilet trained???