Landlords gonna landlord
Today, my new landlord and lettings agent made an illegal entry into my house. Unfortunately, at the time my boyfriend was buck naked, smoking a joint on the sofa, surrounded by the cats we aren't supposed to have. FML
Today, my new landlord and lettings agent made an illegal entry into my house. Unfortunately, at the time my boyfriend was buck naked, smoking a joint on the sofa, surrounded by the cats we aren't supposed to have. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
Today, police barged into my apartment for a drug raid, but they had the wrong address. They came in while I was naked on my couch and didn't even apologize for breaking my door. FML
Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML
Today, I found out the day manager has been illegally entering my apartment when I’m not home. My car was in the shop, so when he saw my parking spot empty, he came right on in. I was just getting out of the shower and was standing stark naked. He didn’t even try to explain. Just smirked. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML
Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. When I started to head back in, I saw a shadow move across my bedroom window. I live alone, so I waited outside and called the police. They came and investigated, only to drag my naked boyfriend out, where he promptly dumped me. I forgot our 2-year anniversary. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, at 6 a.m., the cops burst into our home. My husband was slammed to the ground and I had a gun pointed at me. I was naked and eight months pregnant. We had moved in the day before, they were coming to arrest the previous tenant. FML
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Top comments
sabrina1212 2
It doesn't matter how many illegal things he was doing. Anything seen or any evidence was taken illegally and you cannot be prosecuted through it.
steve31789 8
I bet if he passes that joint everything will be fine!
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Comments (162)
TresAmusant 11
It is just me or does the comment make the multiple cats sound like a largeish herd of them. Please, humor my mental image here.
TresAmusant 11
*them?
thepunman 11
Landlord: he had kittens in his apartment. Op: He entered through the air duct.
profoundkisses 18
Cats!
AshaaFerreira 22
Really I swear the fml said dogs....
McNikk 15
Does this sort of thing happen to you often?...
_DudeGuy_ 16
Freshpie, what are you talking about?... Are you an idiot?... The English language is obviously spoken like this!...
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Wow!!>.< what a fail>.
perdix 31
The landlord is going for an eviction, not a conviction, so the fact he did an "illegal" breaking and entering isn't going to make much of a difference. I don't know what your laws are there, but here, the landlord always retains a right of re-entry, and usually it is a policy that he gives notice in normal situations. Of course, smelling cat shit and weed coming out of your place may entitle him to a surprise inspection.
lulubelles 33
The landlord has to give 24 hour notice of a visit, and although they can enter immediately in an emergency, that does not include checking up on tenants who are breaking rules. The landlord has to serve you with the correct 'order of seeking possession' notice, and then get a court order to evict you so make sure they do OP, don't just move out because they say so.
Ambient25 25
True on most accounts, but a landlord still has authority to enter a residence for maintenance at any time. It's part of the Renter's Agreement, and ranges for the testing of a new water heater to the inspection of possible flooding damage. Most buildings give out maintenance visit warnings as a courtesy, but it's not a requirement. The landlord and tenant are under a contracted agreement, there is no court order for an eviction. If the tenant were to ever press it in court, the landlord would simply state it was a maintenance visit, renter violated the contract under 2 clauses (smoking/pets), and the court would side with them.
lulubelles 33
Actually 58 there is in the UK. These are basic tenants rights
RedPillSucks 33
Let me get this straight. The landlord can do an eviction, but not a conviction. It's not up to his discretion that he must issue and order of seeking possession. This stuff causes such a sensation causing the FML community puts forth its legal evaluation. What? Tried too hard?
vertigoisarat 8
Actually 58 most states REQUIRE notice to enter. I'm not aware of a single state that allows entry without proper notice. Also just because it's in the rental agreement doesn't make it legal. For example, in California they could put it in the rental agreement that the landlord can enter at any time for inspection but if they did it would still be an illegal entry because California law doesn't allow entry without notice.
Ambient25 25
Actually my basis is Washington state and Washington DC, which I've been able to rent in both. Both times, the Rental Agreement stated that the rental company is allowed unsupervised entry when maintenance or an inspection is required. It also stated that a proper notice will be given prior to said inspection, but that it is a courtesy and can be waived if the rental company suspected possible damage to property. When I was in DC, my landlord installed Carbon Monoxide monitors in all of the units before I got back from lunch without notice. They did however leave a paper in the kitchen stating what took place. My neighbor was a major stoner and apparently he still had his bong stuffed and ready on his livingroom floor. That got reported and he was evicted the next week. I can understand it that they shouldn't be able to due to privacy, but they still use the basis that it's a contractual agreement.
Zebediabolical 45
Just because it's in a rental agreement doesn't mean it's legal. I can write up a contract with a person in which I own that person. But that's still chattel slavery and unlawful.
pumboc 23
It all depends on the contract you have signed; this is why you read the fine print.
pumboc 23
Let me rephrase: if you sign it, you abide by it.
vertigoisarat 8
Actually 145 just because it's in a contract doesn't mean you have to abide by it if it's illegal. See 135's comment. That's a perfect example.
WhisperSoflty 20
Aww. Poor you. I feel so.... Not even kind of bad for you. Don't do illegal shit and then bitch when you get caught.
karlcolt45 19
boyfriend-“oh I'm sorry! THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA! thought this was America!" (yes I can read the united kingdom part up top)
gracehi 33
But if this takes I'm the UK... Didn't they make owning small amounts of marijuana legal a few years ago? Or am I mistaken?
boshbish 14
It's illegal to possess any. But usually the police will just confiscate it and warn you. Really depends on how much you got and if you have any priors.
HortonThelephant 15
Don't worry Perdix. I found your clawed balls joke purrrty funny.
000lizzy000 13
Why did your boyfriend not notice the door being unlocked anyway? I'm assuming the living room is pretty close to the door
Cupcake040 17
I've never smoked before but I can't imagine someone that's high, naked and covered with a cluster of cats being very speedy with the probable 10 seconds they would have to run away....