Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my normally very unadventurous girlfriend decided she wanted to have public sex. We were naked in the back of her car when she saw someone in the distance, had a panic attack, and started screaming uncontrollably. I got arrested because a cop heard the screams and thought I was attacking her. FML
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML
Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, at my job as a police officer, I had to arrest my own girlfriend for having sex at Walmart. She tried to get me to let her out on the grounds of being "pretty" and dating me. She wants to continue the relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML
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Orchid_fml 2
hahah , he was just checking if it was rape or not . i mean , it was in a park ...
Shots_HK 0
You should have chipped in with a - "No officer, but I am. "
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Shots_HK 0
You should have chipped in with a - "No officer, but I am. "
MasochisticFreak 0
Wow stop whining, he's being careful. You should have asked him to join, cause if your whining about this, you have to be bi.
Zakky_Ketchup 0
The chains and the gag ball are always hard to explain to the police.
Eelusive 0
YDI for being a cheap date. Get a room.
x_ad_astra 0
ahahaa this happened to me before. -_- only, i was the girl that got asked if i was there on my own free will.
MadeOfAwesome 1
Don't they have to ask that? And anyway it kind of looks suspicious when you're doing it in a park. YDI(:
zee209 0
They have to do that, so stop bitching.
Mulada 0
And that's why you keep the fuckings in the bedroom ;) Sex is great, but no one else wants to see it... okay, I lie, some people do. Just not most people.
brilliantbarbie 0
hahaha I was going to say....Lots of people enjoy watching public sex... just check out Crank 2, the scene when they're on the racetrack!!!
philly8608 0
So you were having sex in a public place, got caught by the cops and now you're embarrassed? Wild idea: If you don't want to face the possible consequences, don't perform the action.
artcgirl 0
if everyone followed that idea, the world would be a better place
dzizzle 0
They always ask that when they bust people having sex. If your girlfriend would have said yes, it would have really been a FML.